Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee
- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- Cocaine is a downer.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
- The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
- You don't tan, you roast.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail.

Coffee is one of my major food groups

What is your point?

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Coffee has supposedly been around since about 1200 A.D., and sex has been with us since we began procreating. So it only makes sense that there would be some link between coffee and sex. And there are in fact many links; some in ways you did not even imagine. It seems that women at one point blamed coffee for everything from homosexuality, to lack of virility. Eventually it was praised for it's sexual performance enhancing capabilities, among other benefits. And these beliefs were held in times where medical and scientific practices were questionable at best. However, modern day studies and surveys suggest that coffee and sex still are linked, and important on the minds of both young adults and the elderly alike. Even big name coffee companies are getting in on the action.

Johnny Love- I Like My Coffee

coffee good

Uh oh

That list sounds like my best friend!

My favorite was, "You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running." It takes me thirty minutes to thread mine when it's turned off.

Love the list.......

I must add..Juan Valdez sends ME a Christmas card..

Hahahaahaha...
okay the list was good....
but the funniest thing was at the bottom of the thread, the ad was for gourmet coffee!!!
I don't know if that was planned or it just happened, but it was good for me!

By the way, I'm drinking coffee right now, and loving every second of it. I love what coffee does for me, I love the way it smells, tastes and feels going down!! It could be sexual, but coffee just satisfys my senses!!

Now see, to ME, coffee is just stinky boiled burnt beans. Yuck. I'm a tea drinker myself. And I'm totally addicted to spiced chai latte with Splenda, ICED. My kid LOVES coffee. I just don't get the appeal.

Ooh, I've never tried spiced chai ICED. I really like hot spiced chai, so I'm going to have go give that a try.

'Tis good. And I can hide vanilla protein powder in it, too.

Iced, with milk, and splenda...and that's MY kind of coffee!

And isn't tea just dried up leaves covered with boiling water???
I like both coffee AND tea... yep, I can go both ways.

I go both ways too...and I love iced coffee...yum!

I love iced coffee too. Yesterday I stopped at an Exxon that had a dispenser for iced coffee. I usually make my own with, you know, ice and coffee, but I decided to give it a try since it was new. It was really sweet and didn't taste like my usual iced coffee, but I liked it as something different.

that is me to a t..... i love my coffee