I know there are way more important things happening in the world today ... and even on this board ... but in my world ... I so totally got dumped today ... and it sucks!!

I am on my way with brownies and ice cream and hot fudge sauce...That will make everything a little better I hope..

I vote that we form a posse, hunt the dog down, and attack him with vegetable peelers.

Nah, on second thought, why waste time on someone who clearly doesn't deserve it? Take a long hot bath and think about how ignorant he was, and how you're lucky this happened now instead of later. How dare he!

Here are a few thoughts.. things you wish you had the chance to say to whomever stomped on your heart..


May all your teeth fall out except for the one with the toothache!
May your daughter's hair grow thick and abundant, all over her face!
May onions grow in your navel!
May the IRS disallow all your deductions!
May the Easter Bunny leave you rotten eggs and jellied green beans!
May you be given a lump of coal for Christmas!
May all of Santa's reindeer get the shits on your roof!
May you be ticketed for driving 71 on the Interstate highway!
May you try your luck at roller skating, while descending the stairs!
May a mean surgeon sew up your asshole!
May your boat capsize in the middle of the lake, and may your mother
attract attention as she runs up and down the shore, barking."
May the fleas of a thousand dead camels infest one of your
errogenous zones.
May you turn into a chandelier, and hang all day and burn all night!
May the desert winds blow a pissed off scorpion up your undershorts.

Have a brownie!

*rubs da Steph's head* It's ok honey. He was a rat bastard who wouldn't know as good woman if she slapped him in the face. Ok, that's not a suggestion.


If ya need to talk I'm holding a rat bastard/stupid bitch conference in Yahoo right now. Hit me up.

I'll be over with a bottle of tequila.
Finishing off the bottle won't cure the problem but the hangover will certainly be a distraction!
As for him, it's easy for us to say he's not worthy of you. And even though he isn't ... sorry for your hurtin' heart!

Remind me to NEVER pi** you off....LMAO
My personal favorite.....

May a mean surgeon sew up your a**hole!


Sugar...I am sure you are better off without the butthead. Best medicine is to go out find something YOU like to do for yourself...helps if it is something you liked to do and he didnt....

LOL.. I wish I could say they were mine.. it was a quick copy/paste ( I typed in 'funny curses' in a search).
I can only lay claim to "have a brownie".

Today is a new day, and although I'm probably on the verge of a diabetic coma (from all the brownies and ice cream) I am grateful for my nutty board friends here at Belles. Thanks so much for sharing my pain ... you guys are AWESOME!!! Thanks for making me smile

Dang it! I always miss the brownies!

I'm so sorry this happened to you, and I hope you will feel better very soon.

Ummm...time for more brownies. She COULDN'T be over it yet, right? Dammit, I want brownies!

Hell no, I'm not over it ... my eyes are puffy and I'm a friggin mess, but I'm still thankful for my nutty friends. 'Specially when they have brownies in tow (hint, hint).

HEY NOW!! Why's he got to be a Rat Bastard? That's just insulting to us Rat types. *grumblegrumble*


Sorry bout the jackass Steph

Please take all the time you need, be it minutes, days, weeks or months, to recuperate. (Probably depends on whether he gave you a ring, or just headaches.) Then, please look out your window; there is a line of guys at your door. (I am the guy with the purple hat, and the goofy grin) [In case you're wondering, I perused your pictures. Sorry, I have no scanner, or I'd send one of me, too.]

Naked coed brownie and icecream party!!!!!

It's gettin better ... I'm actually laughing today ... you guys are great! Thanks to everyone

That does suck! I know what it's like, and it is not fun one bit. You're in my thoughts. I'll send ya a plate of cookies...that always helps.

You learn and move on.