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Jeanne
According to this article from our friends across the pond, the best car to have sex in is the Volvo Estate. blink.gif

And.... The 10 cars that have seen the most action are:

1. Volvo Estate
2. Mercedes Benz Sprinter Van
3. VW Camper Van
4. BMW 3 Series Saloon
5. Ford Escort
6. Audi TT
7. Land Rover Discovery
8. Porsche Carrera
9. VW Golf
10. Ford Focus



What??? No F-150 pickup? No Pinto?

So the question du jour is: What car(s) have you been in when you saw paradise by a dashboard light???
Not exactly a survey... we'll just make our own list of vehicles that have seen the most action.

Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines!
joey
QUOTE(Jeanne @ Sep 20 2007, 06:37 AM) [snapback]163780[/snapback]
According to this article from our friends across the pond, the best car to have sex in is the Volvo Estate. blink.gif

And.... The 10 cars that have seen the most action are:

1. Volvo Estate
2. Mercedes Benz Sprinter Van
3. VW Camper Van
4. BMW 3 Series Saloon
5. Ford Escort
6. Audi TT
7. Land Rover Discovery
8. Porsche Carrera
9. VW Golf
10. Ford Focus

What??? No F-150 pickup? No Pinto?

So the question du jour is: What car(s) have you been in when you saw paradise by a dashboard light???
Not exactly a survey... we'll just make our own list of vehicles that have seen the most action.

Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines!




Sad to say, but none. A VW Bug would be cramped, but a lotta fun!
Jeanne
QUOTE(joey @ Sep 20 2007, 11:15 AM) [snapback]163795[/snapback]
A VW Bug would be cramped, but a lotta fun!


I suppose it depends on how much leg room a person needs. biggrin.gif
Not to mention, whether the vehicle is an automatic or stick shift, but all good.gif
joey
QUOTE(Jeanne @ Sep 20 2007, 11:55 AM) [snapback]163796[/snapback]
I suppose it depends on how much leg room a person needs. biggrin.gif
Not to mention, whether the vehicle is an automatic or stick shift, but all good.gif

Well, yes, that's true; not the best time to wind up with a gear shift in the middle of your back. 'Course, depending on just how far along the evening's festivities are, you might not even notice! rolleyes.gif
MamaBearGA
QUOTE(Jeanne @ Sep 20 2007, 07:37 AM) [snapback]163780[/snapback]
So the question du jour is: What car(s) have you been in when you saw paradise by a dashboard light???
Not exactly a survey... we'll just make our own list of vehicles that have seen the most action.

Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines!



Woman - where do you come up with these things - I really wonder about you sometimes... but I do luv ya!!!

Jeanne
QUOTE(MamaBearGA @ Sep 20 2007, 12:47 PM) [snapback]163801[/snapback]
Woman - where do you come up with these things


Do you really want to know???? angel-smiley-002.gif
Just answer the darn question!!
*Steph*
Just one vehicle for me:

Nissan 300 ZX
ms. pink
The Husband and I have christened every car we've owned. We've been together since we were both 17 yrs old... so... yeah. Lots of cars. rolleyes.gif

I think my favorite was the old Ford Fury we had. The back seat was big and comfortable, like a nice sofa. His favorite was probably the first car we owned with reclining front seats. *ahem*

To me, a nicely shaped car is extremely sensuous. If it's painted bright red it's a damn-near-guaranteed panty-peeler. tongue.gif
twice_as_nice45
cool.gif '87 GMC Suburban - talk about leg room... cool.gif
prplecat
'69 Camaro
'68 Cutlass
'75 Chevy Van, set up for camping. MANY times, practically used the thing as a mattress on wheels. bustingupNEW3.gif
?GMC Pickup Truck
'70 Impala
?GTO
'76 Chevy Malibu
'81 Buick
A couple that I can't remember...just remember the owners
Haven't yet christened my HHR, and the back seats fold down. 00000013.gif

One of these days I'll have my dream car...a pink Cadillac, fins and all. Hope I'm not too old to enjoy it!


~Tracy~
QUOTE(ms. pink @ Sep 20 2007, 06:23 PM) [snapback]163810[/snapback]
If it's painted bright red it's a damn-near-guaranteed panty-peeler. tongue.gif



Hmmm...I just bought a bright red car...I wonder if that works on boxers too...
ladytnvolstitanfan
A red, lol, 1989 pontiac Grand Am. hey baby.gif
prplecat
I just realized that out of all those cars, NONE of them were red. Go figure.
Jeanne
Chevy Chevette
Chevy Monte Carlo
Chevrolet Silverado pickup
Dodge Caravan
Ford Taurus


hhhmmmm.... not a red one in the bunch, but I coulda forgotten one... tongue.gif
ms. pink
We're such a bunch of lust monkeys. bustingupNEW3.gif
prplecat
My HHR is amethyst. Never done it in a purple car yet, either. bustingupNEW3.gif

Now that I think about it, I'm not sure that it would be a good idea to try. The spare tire well in the back end is covered by a moveable, repositionable shelf thingie. The shelf thingie is strong, but plastic. If someone put too much pressure in the middle over the tire well...like my big rear end...I dunno. *snif*

I long for the days when all that I had to worry about was impaling myself on the shift knob of my future-ex-husband's 1969 Camaro. Ah, sweet youth. 00000013.gif

BTW, Jeanne, where DO you come up with these things???
Jeanne
Let's just say I'm inspired.... angel-smiley-002.gif




EvilRat
hmm...

74 Dodge Dart (sports version - big engine, jacked up ass end)
67 Pontiac Tempest Convertible (closest you can get to a GTO, and thank god my father never found out bustingupNEW3.gif )
87 Nissan 200SX
97 Ford 150 ambulance
88 Chevy ambulance
01 Chevy Caprice (police car)
76 Dodge ambulance
82 Ford Escort
...

thats all i can think of atm
mickiemac
QUOTE(evlratbstrd1 @ Sep 21 2007, 04:31 PM) [snapback]163872[/snapback]
hmm...

74 Dodge Dart (sports version - big engine, jacked up ass end)


Who's was jacked up???...hmmmmm
zubdued
well lets see

69 Cadillac sedan deville
73 Cadillac sedan deville
67 Camaro convertible (on the boot cover)
73 Chevy Monte Carlo
74 Camaro (broke passenger bucket seat in that one)
71 VW (what a ride)
76, 77, 79 Chevy pickups
74 Chevy bob truck (in the bed, on soybeans, during harvest)
79 Chevy Luv 4wd
76 Lincoln
84 Nissan Maxima (gf broke right foot between the drivers seat and door)
89 Ford Bronco (why else would they call it a tailgate?)
may not count but also:
hood of warm, greasy tractor (IH 1066)
cabin of Ford FW 60 4wd tractor
cotton trailers
and once on a 450 Honda seat
broomer
Ain't nothing like making love in a semi truck! action-smiley-066.gif
prplecat
QUOTE(broomer @ Sep 23 2007, 07:49 PM) [snapback]163982[/snapback]
Ain't nothing like making love in a semi truck! action-smiley-066.gif

Oops, I forgot that one! 00000013.gif
zubdued
My 2007 FJ Cruiser remains a virign.
As far as I know, so does my parents former car, my 1995 Cadillac sedan deville (and I so do not want to know either...)
My INFERNO RED 2002 300M is virginal too.
All that buttery smooth leather, gone to waste and the FJ is waterproof, so I can just wash it out...
12.gif
Z
prplecat
QUOTE(zubdued @ Sep 24 2007, 02:16 AM) [snapback]163991[/snapback]
My 2007 FJ Cruiser remains a virign.
As far as I know, so does my parents former car, my 1995 Cadillac sedan deville (and I so do not want to know either...)
My INFERNO RED 2002 300M is virginal too.
All that buttery smooth leather, gone to waste and the FJ is waterproof, so I can just wash it out...
12.gif
Z

Quit snivelin', and tell us what you're gonna do about it!!! action-smiley-066.gif

For those seeking an excuse to go out away from the city lights and let nature take its course, here is a schedule of meteor showers for this year.
http://www.theskyscrapers.org/meteors/

Of course, if you don't need an excuse... 00000013.gif
Jeanne
QUOTE(prplecat @ Sep 24 2007, 03:30 AM) [snapback]163992[/snapback]



Now that right there is good information! Nothing like lookin' at the stars!! 033102bigblink_1_prv.gif
Thank ya Ms. Cat!
Tiffy
Hehehehe this should be fun.

Hardest--Z-car. Big asses were not meant to do THAT in that car. Period.

Funnest--66 Chevy Step-side with a hole in the passenger's side floorboard. I so miss that truck.

Weirdest--Geo Tracker. Those things aren't meant for that and no matter where you're sitting something on you is gonna hit the weak assed horn on that thing. Sounds like a sick sheep giving birth.

Easiest--Freightliner bigrig. They've got interesting handles too. biggrin.gif

Funniest--76 Ford LTD. Reminded me of the song Strokin'. "And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said 'I'm strokin'!"




prplecat
An ex-BF had a big ol' Buick Regal. We did everything in that poor car, even though I owned my own home! One day we were on a country road with no one around...or so we thought. Broad daylight, long vistas, etc. He was standing beside the driver's door, I was inside. Just as we were finishing, there was a round of applause from the top of the hill- right above us. Probably a dozen or so guys were up there logging, but were on a break so we didn't hear them. Oh, well... blush.gif
joey
QUOTE(~Tracy~ @ Sep 20 2007, 08:42 PM) [snapback]163822[/snapback]
Hmmm...I just bought a bright red car...I wonder if that works on boxers too...

Well . . . if u'r comin' to NC, we could put that to the test . . .
joey
QUOTE(Jeanne @ Sep 20 2007, 02:36 PM) [snapback]163802[/snapback]
Do you really want to know???? angel-smiley-002.gif
Just answer the darn question!!

Yes, I do want to know!! clapping.gif
joey
QUOTE(Tiffy @ Sep 24 2007, 08:07 AM) [snapback]164008[/snapback]
Hehehehe this should be fun.

Hardest--Z-car. Big asses were not meant to do THAT in that car. Period.

Funnest--66 Chevy Step-side with a hole in the passenger's side floorboard. I so miss that truck.

Weirdest--Geo Tracker. Those things aren't meant for that and no matter where you're sitting something on you is gonna hit the weak assed horn on that thing. Sounds like a sick sheep giving birth.

Easiest--Freightliner bigrig. They've got interesting handles too. biggrin.gif

Funniest--76 Ford LTD. Reminded me of the song Strokin'. "And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said 'I'm strokin'!"

Ah . . . Tiffy . . . please tell the audience; why do you know what a sick sheep sounds like giving birth? Also, were there any charges pressed by the officer (and did he allow you to get a bit more "presentable" before escorting you downtown?) And last, but not, by any means least, what's goin' on with the Garfield cartoon? Please don't tell me you're trying to shame your significant other into leave other guys alone???
Tiffy
I was raised on a farm. Sick sheep have a weaker bleat than healthy ones. biggrin.gif

We didn't have any charges pressed because we were very cordial and very young. biggrin.gif

The Garfield is open for interpretation. biggrin.gif I find the idea of men getting unexpected buttsecks highly funny.
~Tracy~
QUOTE(Tiffy @ Sep 24 2007, 06:59 PM) [snapback]164056[/snapback]
I find the idea of men getting unexpected buttsecks highly funny.


Girl, I worry about you sometimes. biggrin.gif
prplecat
Nah, don't worry about her unless she starts trying to ARRANGE it. confused-smiley-015.gif
bbwnursefl

80(something) grand prix -- the front seats swiveled weeeeeeeeeeeeee
77 Chevy Truck 4x4
84 Nissan 200 SX (sx haha) (it was RED)
88 TBird
79 TransAm
89 (I think) VW Jetta
Apache
QUOTE(Tiffy @ Sep 24 2007, 08:07 AM) [snapback]164008[/snapback]
Weirdest--Geo Tracker. Those things aren't meant for that


lol are there any cars built specifically FOR sex? tongue.gif

"Just as we were finishing, there was a round of applause from the top of the hill- right above us. Probably a dozen or so guys were up there logging, but were on a break so we didn't hear them."

The way the guy was positioned all they'd have was a view of the guys ass right? Were these gay lumberjacks per chance? lol
~Tracy~
QUOTE(prplecat @ Sep 24 2007, 07:45 PM) [snapback]164062[/snapback]
Nah, don't worry about her unless she starts trying to ARRANGE it. confused-smiley-015.gif


Shhhhhh....don't be giving her ideas. One of these days when she's bored, she might start up her own business...
Jeanne
QUOTE(Apache @ Sep 26 2007, 01:22 AM) [snapback]164179[/snapback]
lol are there any cars built specifically FOR sex? tongue.gif


Um, my parent's old Bonneville had a backseat the size of a sofa. I'm sure it was designed that way purely for the leg room. 00000020.gif

This whole thread was inspired by an English article... and here's another one from the Brits that will make you look twice at your mechanic.

But lest we think it's just the Brits having fun, check out this Israeli headline.
bigdaddyTT
QUOTE(bbwnursefl @ Sep 24 2007, 06:11 PM) [snapback]164067[/snapback]
80(something) grand prix -- the front seats swiveled weeeeeeeeeeeeee
77 Chevy Truck 4x4
84 Nissan 200 SX (sx haha) (it was RED)
88 TBird
79 TransAm
89 (I think) VW Jetta



ok, so i had a 79 trans am, dark blue and fast fast fast!!!!!! i know
what its like to play in one of those!!! that damn drive shaft hump
in the back is a mother trucker!!!
all_american_sweetness
1978 Ford Thunderbird..........although it did NOT stop that police officer from shining his light on my lily white butt......hahahahahhaha
KevTN
Interesting thread...LOL..made me think a bit...

67 VW...Yep...had the passenger seat out for some reason...
74 comet...both front and back seat.
back of a pick up (sorry that''s about all I remember from that one)
99 toyota camrie
'00 chevy pickup (bench seat)
05 Sequayah...

my name is???
QUOTE(~Tracy~ @ Sep 20 2007, 08:42 PM) [snapback]163822[/snapback]
Hmmm...I just bought a bright red car...I wonder if that works on boxers too...



I have a red dodge charger srt8, work for anyone,
EvilRat
**NECRO THREAD ARISE!!!***

ok thanks to the trucker who decided not to stop for a red light back on October 13, or as the police report quotes him... "I looked down from the road to try and find my drink on floor, and BAM" I now have an 04 Pontiac Vibe (and car payments damn it) anyone want to help me christen it?
Jeanne
Good gracious, I'd forgotten about this thread.

I have a new car too!
It's white ... the symbol of purity.
Hmmmm....







Xavier777
As for the list, I had a Volvo S70 and being I am right at 7ft tall I was amazed, that if you stretch the seat all the way
back I had trouble reaching the pedals. You can only imagine what a normal person could do with that kind of room, that plus the steering wheel was quite adjustable. sign0179.gif
vouge09
I have a red 91 lebaron covertible and when I bought it I found in the trunk like 3 nasty melted old condoms, I have no idea how anyone could fit in my car, and make love unless they were 3 ft. tall
D'Vyne Ms. M.
blush.gif ummmm in a Nissan Altima.......on Interstate 95 in the middle of morning rush hour traffic blush.gif Thank goodness for tinted windows 00000020.gif
Jeanne
QUOTE(D @ Jan 17 2008, 02:25 PM) [snapback]170043[/snapback]
in the middle of morning rush hour traffic blush.gif Thank goodness for tinted windows 00000020.gif


What a way to start the day... there'd be lots less road rage if everyone had a little morning fun like that! bustingupNEW3.gif
Supa Freak
01 F150 Supercrew - In the backseat and the bed
99 Harley Sporster
01 Harley Heritage Softail
68 Chevelle
91 Cavalier
Jeanne
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