Jeanne
Sep 20 2007, 05:37 AM
According to
this article from our friends across the pond, the best car to have sex in is the Volvo Estate.
And....
The 10 cars that have seen the most action are:
1. Volvo Estate
2. Mercedes Benz Sprinter Van
3. VW Camper Van
4. BMW 3 Series Saloon
5. Ford Escort
6. Audi TT
7. Land Rover Discovery
8. Porsche Carrera
9. VW Golf
10. Ford FocusWhat??? No F-150 pickup? No Pinto?
So the question du jour is: What car(s) have you been in when you saw paradise by a dashboard light???
Not exactly a survey... we'll just make our own list of vehicles that have seen the most action.
Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines!
joey
Sep 20 2007, 10:15 AM
QUOTE(Jeanne @ Sep 20 2007, 06:37 AM) [snapback]163780[/snapback]
According to
this article from our friends across the pond, the best car to have sex in is the Volvo Estate.
And....
The 10 cars that have seen the most action are:
1. Volvo Estate
2. Mercedes Benz Sprinter Van
3. VW Camper Van
4. BMW 3 Series Saloon
5. Ford Escort
6. Audi TT
7. Land Rover Discovery
8. Porsche Carrera
9. VW Golf
10. Ford FocusWhat??? No F-150 pickup? No Pinto?
So the question du jour is: What car(s) have you been in when you saw paradise by a dashboard light???
Not exactly a survey... we'll just make our own list of vehicles that have seen the most action.
Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines!
Sad to say, but none. A VW Bug would be cramped, but a lotta fun!
Jeanne
Sep 20 2007, 10:55 AM
QUOTE(joey @ Sep 20 2007, 11:15 AM) [snapback]163795[/snapback]
A VW Bug would be cramped, but a lotta fun!
I suppose it depends on how much leg room a person needs.
Not to mention, whether the vehicle is an automatic or stick shift, but
joey
Sep 20 2007, 11:09 AM
QUOTE(Jeanne @ Sep 20 2007, 11:55 AM) [snapback]163796[/snapback]
I suppose it depends on how much leg room a person needs.
Not to mention, whether the vehicle is an automatic or stick shift, but

Well, yes, that's true; not the best time to wind up with a gear shift in the middle of your back. 'Course, depending on just how far along the evening's festivities are, you might not even notice!
MamaBearGA
Sep 20 2007, 11:47 AM
QUOTE(Jeanne @ Sep 20 2007, 07:37 AM) [snapback]163780[/snapback]
So the question du jour is: What car(s) have you been in when you saw paradise by a dashboard light???
Not exactly a survey... we'll just make our own list of vehicles that have seen the most action.
Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines!
Woman - where do you come up with these things - I really wonder about you sometimes... but I do luv ya!!!
Jeanne
Sep 20 2007, 12:36 PM
QUOTE(MamaBearGA @ Sep 20 2007, 12:47 PM) [snapback]163801[/snapback]
Woman - where do you come up with these things
Do you really want to know????
Just answer the darn question!!
*Steph*
Sep 20 2007, 03:45 PM
Just one vehicle for me:
Nissan 300 ZX
ms. pink
Sep 20 2007, 04:23 PM
The Husband and I have christened every car we've owned. We've been together since we were both 17 yrs old... so... yeah.
Lots of cars.
I think my favorite was the old Ford Fury we had. The back seat was big and comfortable, like a nice sofa. His favorite was probably the first car we owned with reclining front seats. *ahem*
To me, a nicely shaped car is extremely sensuous. If it's painted bright red it's a damn-near-guaranteed panty-peeler.
twice_as_nice45
Sep 20 2007, 04:49 PM

'87 GMC Suburban - talk about leg room...
prplecat
Sep 20 2007, 05:25 PM
'69 Camaro
'68 Cutlass
'75 Chevy Van, set up for camping. MANY times, practically used the thing as a mattress on wheels.
?GMC Pickup Truck
'70 Impala
?GTO
'76 Chevy Malibu
'81 Buick
A couple that I can't remember...just remember the owners
Haven't yet christened my HHR, and the back seats fold down.

One of these days I'll have my dream car...a pink Cadillac, fins and all. Hope I'm not too old to enjoy it!
~Tracy~
Sep 20 2007, 06:42 PM
QUOTE(ms. pink @ Sep 20 2007, 06:23 PM) [snapback]163810[/snapback]
If it's painted bright red it's a damn-near-guaranteed panty-peeler.

Hmmm...I just bought a bright red car...I wonder if that works on boxers too...
ladytnvolstitanfan
Sep 20 2007, 07:01 PM
A red, lol, 1989 pontiac Grand Am.
prplecat
Sep 20 2007, 07:06 PM
I just realized that out of all those cars, NONE of them were red. Go figure.
Jeanne
Sep 20 2007, 09:05 PM
Chevy ChevetteChevy Monte CarloChevrolet Silverado pickupDodge CaravanFord Taurushhhmmmm.... not a red one in the bunch, but I coulda forgotten one...
ms. pink
Sep 20 2007, 09:08 PM
We're such a bunch of lust monkeys.
prplecat
Sep 20 2007, 09:13 PM
My HHR is amethyst. Never done it in a purple car yet, either.
Now that I think about it, I'm not sure that it would be a good idea to try. The spare tire well in the back end is covered by a moveable, repositionable shelf thingie. The shelf thingie is strong, but plastic. If someone put too much pressure in the middle over the tire well...like my big rear end...I dunno. *snif*
I long for the days when all that I had to worry about was impaling myself on the shift knob of my future-ex-husband's 1969 Camaro. Ah, sweet youth.

BTW, Jeanne, where DO you come up with these things???
Jeanne
Sep 20 2007, 09:15 PM
Let's just say I'm inspired....
EvilRat
Sep 21 2007, 04:31 PM
hmm...
74 Dodge Dart (sports version - big engine, jacked up ass end)
67 Pontiac Tempest Convertible (closest you can get to a GTO, and thank god my father never found out

)
87 Nissan 200SX
97 Ford 150 ambulance
88 Chevy ambulance
01 Chevy Caprice (police car)
76 Dodge ambulance
82 Ford Escort
...
thats all i can think of atm
mickiemac
Sep 21 2007, 04:44 PM
QUOTE(evlratbstrd1 @ Sep 21 2007, 04:31 PM) [snapback]163872[/snapback]
hmm...
74 Dodge Dart (sports version - big engine, jacked up ass end)
Who's was jacked up???...hmmmmm
zubdued
Sep 23 2007, 06:33 PM
well lets see
69 Cadillac sedan deville
73 Cadillac sedan deville
67 Camaro convertible (on the boot cover)
73 Chevy Monte Carlo
74 Camaro (broke passenger bucket seat in that one)
71 VW (what a ride)
76, 77, 79 Chevy pickups
74 Chevy bob truck (in the bed, on soybeans, during harvest)
79 Chevy Luv 4wd
76 Lincoln
84 Nissan Maxima (gf broke right foot between the drivers seat and door)
89 Ford Bronco (why else would they call it a tailgate?)
may not count but also:
hood of warm, greasy tractor (IH 1066)
cabin of Ford FW 60 4wd tractor
cotton trailers
and once on a 450 Honda seat
broomer
Sep 23 2007, 06:49 PM
Ain't nothing like making love in a semi truck!
prplecat
Sep 23 2007, 08:55 PM
QUOTE(broomer @ Sep 23 2007, 07:49 PM) [snapback]163982[/snapback]
Ain't nothing like making love in a semi truck!

Oops, I forgot that one!
zubdued
Sep 24 2007, 01:16 AM
My 2007 FJ Cruiser remains a virign.
As far as I know, so does my parents former car, my 1995 Cadillac sedan deville (and I so do not want to know either...)
My INFERNO RED 2002 300M is virginal too.
All that buttery smooth leather, gone to waste and the FJ is waterproof, so I can just wash it out...
Z
prplecat
Sep 24 2007, 02:30 AM
QUOTE(zubdued @ Sep 24 2007, 02:16 AM) [snapback]163991[/snapback]
My 2007 FJ Cruiser remains a virign.
As far as I know, so does my parents former car, my 1995 Cadillac sedan deville (and I so do not want to know either...)
My INFERNO RED 2002 300M is virginal too.
All that buttery smooth leather, gone to waste and the FJ is waterproof, so I can just wash it out...
Z
Quit snivelin', and tell us what you're gonna do about it!!!

For those seeking an excuse to go out away from the city lights and let nature take its course, here is a schedule of meteor showers for this year.
http://www.theskyscrapers.org/meteors/ Of course, if you don't need an excuse...
Jeanne
Sep 24 2007, 05:55 AM
QUOTE(prplecat @ Sep 24 2007, 03:30 AM) [snapback]163992[/snapback]
Now that right there is good information! Nothing like lookin' at the stars!!
Thank ya Ms. Cat!
Tiffy
Sep 24 2007, 06:07 AM
Hehehehe this should be fun.
Hardest--Z-car. Big asses were not meant to do THAT in that car. Period.
Funnest--66 Chevy Step-side with a hole in the passenger's side floorboard. I so miss that truck.
Weirdest--Geo Tracker. Those things aren't meant for that and no matter where you're sitting something on you is gonna hit the weak assed horn on that thing. Sounds like a sick sheep giving birth.
Easiest--Freightliner bigrig. They've got interesting handles too.
Funniest--76 Ford LTD. Reminded me of the song Strokin'. "And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said 'I'm strokin'!"
prplecat
Sep 24 2007, 07:08 AM
An ex-BF had a big ol' Buick Regal. We did everything in that poor car, even though I owned my own home! One day we were on a country road with no one around...or so we thought. Broad daylight, long vistas, etc. He was standing beside the driver's door, I was inside. Just as we were finishing, there was a round of applause from the top of the hill- right above us. Probably a dozen or so guys were up there logging, but were on a break so we didn't hear them. Oh, well...
joey
Sep 24 2007, 12:26 PM
QUOTE(~Tracy~ @ Sep 20 2007, 08:42 PM) [snapback]163822[/snapback]
Hmmm...I just bought a bright red car...I wonder if that works on boxers too...
Well . . . if u'r comin' to NC, we could put that to the test . . .
joey
Sep 24 2007, 12:28 PM
QUOTE(Jeanne @ Sep 20 2007, 02:36 PM) [snapback]163802[/snapback]
Do you really want to know????
Just answer the darn question!!
Yes, I
do want to know!!
joey
Sep 24 2007, 12:34 PM
QUOTE(Tiffy @ Sep 24 2007, 08:07 AM) [snapback]164008[/snapback]
Hehehehe this should be fun.
Hardest--Z-car. Big asses were not meant to do THAT in that car. Period.
Funnest--66 Chevy Step-side with a hole in the passenger's side floorboard. I so miss that truck.
Weirdest--Geo Tracker. Those things aren't meant for that and no matter where you're sitting something on you is gonna hit the weak assed horn on that thing. Sounds like a sick sheep giving birth.
Easiest--Freightliner bigrig. They've got interesting handles too.
Funniest--76 Ford LTD. Reminded me of the song Strokin'. "And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said 'I'm strokin'!"
Ah . . . Tiffy . . . please tell the audience; why do you know what a sick sheep sounds like giving birth? Also, were there any charges pressed by the officer (and did he allow you to get a bit more "presentable" before escorting you downtown?) And last, but not, by any means least, what's goin' on with the Garfield cartoon? Please don't tell me you're trying to shame your significant other into leave other guys alone???
Tiffy
Sep 24 2007, 04:59 PM
I was raised on a farm. Sick sheep have a weaker bleat than healthy ones.
We didn't have any charges pressed because we were very cordial and very young.
The Garfield is open for interpretation.

I find the idea of men getting unexpected buttsecks highly funny.
~Tracy~
Sep 24 2007, 05:41 PM
QUOTE(Tiffy @ Sep 24 2007, 06:59 PM) [snapback]164056[/snapback]
I find the idea of men getting unexpected buttsecks highly funny.
Girl, I worry about you sometimes.
prplecat
Sep 24 2007, 05:45 PM
Nah, don't worry about her unless she starts trying to ARRANGE it.
bbwnursefl
Sep 24 2007, 06:11 PM
80(something) grand prix -- the front seats swiveled weeeeeeeeeeeeee
77 Chevy Truck 4x4
84 Nissan 200 SX (sx haha) (it was RED)
88 TBird
79 TransAm
89 (I think) VW Jetta
Apache
Sep 26 2007, 12:22 AM
QUOTE(Tiffy @ Sep 24 2007, 08:07 AM) [snapback]164008[/snapback]
Weirdest--Geo Tracker. Those things aren't meant for that
lol are there any cars built specifically FOR sex?

"Just as we were finishing, there was a round of applause from the top of the hill- right above us. Probably a dozen or so guys were up there logging, but were on a break so we didn't hear them."
The way the guy was positioned all they'd have was a view of the guys ass right? Were these gay lumberjacks per chance? lol
~Tracy~
Sep 26 2007, 04:38 PM
QUOTE(prplecat @ Sep 24 2007, 07:45 PM) [snapback]164062[/snapback]
Nah, don't worry about her unless she starts trying to ARRANGE it.

Shhhhhh....don't be giving her ideas. One of these days when she's bored, she might start up her own business...
Jeanne
Oct 11 2007, 10:12 PM
QUOTE(Apache @ Sep 26 2007, 01:22 AM) [snapback]164179[/snapback]
lol are there any cars built specifically FOR sex?

Um, my parent's old Bonneville had a backseat the size of a sofa. I'm sure it was designed that way purely for the leg room.
This whole thread was inspired by an English article... and here's
another one from the Brits that will make you look twice at your mechanic.
But lest we think it's just the Brits having fun, check out
this Israeli headline.
bigdaddyTT
Oct 12 2007, 07:31 AM
QUOTE(bbwnursefl @ Sep 24 2007, 06:11 PM) [snapback]164067[/snapback]
80(something) grand prix -- the front seats swiveled weeeeeeeeeeeeee
77 Chevy Truck 4x4
84 Nissan 200 SX (sx haha) (it was RED)
88 TBird
79 TransAm
89 (I think) VW Jetta
ok, so i had a 79 trans am, dark blue and fast fast fast!!!!!! i know
what its like to play in one of those!!! that damn drive shaft hump
in the back is a mother trucker!!!
all_american_sweetness
Oct 14 2007, 09:47 AM
1978 Ford Thunderbird..........although it did NOT stop that police officer from shining his light on my lily white butt......hahahahahhaha
KevTN
Oct 14 2007, 09:38 PM
Interesting thread...LOL..made me think a bit...
67 VW...Yep...had the passenger seat out for some reason...
74 comet...both front and back seat.
back of a pick up (sorry that''s about all I remember from that one)
99 toyota camrie
'00 chevy pickup (bench seat)
05 Sequayah...
my name is???
Oct 15 2007, 08:13 AM
QUOTE(~Tracy~ @ Sep 20 2007, 08:42 PM) [snapback]163822[/snapback]
Hmmm...I just bought a bright red car...I wonder if that works on boxers too...
I have a red dodge charger srt8, work for anyone,
EvilRat
Dec 1 2007, 11:06 PM
**NECRO THREAD ARISE!!!***
ok thanks to the trucker who decided not to stop for a red light back on October 13, or as the police report quotes him... "I looked down from the road to try and find my drink on floor, and BAM" I now have an 04 Pontiac Vibe (and car payments damn it) anyone want to help me christen it?
Jeanne
Dec 2 2007, 05:28 AM
Good gracious, I'd forgotten about this thread.
I have a new car too!
It's white ... the symbol of purity.
Hmmmm....
Xavier777
Dec 2 2007, 03:54 PM
As for the list, I had a Volvo S70 and being I am right at 7ft tall I was amazed, that if you stretch the seat all the way
back I had trouble reaching the pedals. You can only imagine what a normal person could do with that kind of room, that plus the steering wheel was quite adjustable.
vouge09
Jan 17 2008, 06:25 AM
I have a red 91 lebaron covertible and when I bought it I found in the trunk like 3 nasty melted old condoms, I have no idea how anyone could fit in my car, and make love unless they were 3 ft. tall
D'Vyne Ms. M.
Jan 17 2008, 12:25 PM

ummmm in a Nissan Altima.......on Interstate 95 in the middle of morning rush hour traffic

Thank goodness for tinted windows
Jeanne
Jan 17 2008, 02:00 PM
QUOTE(D @ Jan 17 2008, 02:25 PM) [snapback]170043[/snapback]
in the middle of morning rush hour traffic

Thank goodness for tinted windows

What a way to start the day... there'd be lots less road rage if everyone had a little morning fun like that!
Supa Freak
Jan 17 2008, 03:09 PM
01 F150 Supercrew - In the backseat and the bed
99 Harley Sporster
01 Harley Heritage Softail
68 Chevelle
91 Cavalier
Jeanne
Nov 4 2008, 03:42 PM
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