Inspired by a chat conversation...

If you were so inclined to have a bumpersticker and could design your own, what would it say??
Mine (thinking in terms of Cinderella and Snow White):

Disney Lied.

PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals

got chocolate?

It takes alot of BALLS to GOLF like I do

I'm Through with LOVE, Thank god there is still SEX

Suck my drunk, Im dick

Gas, Grass or Ass, No one rides for free

*You say impulsive like it is a bad thing.*
*Support the Troop*

I have a sticker on my car now that reads:

"If its a crime to look this good then lock me up"
"Its only kinky the first time"

Well there's one I heard about that is bipartisan....it says

"Run, Hillary, Run",

and apparently liberals put it on the rear bumper and conservatives put it on the front bumper!

I have a bumpersticker that says "Don't Touch Me, I'm Not That Kind of Car"

And I had a random thought the other day that it would be funny to see a bumper sticker that says...

"F***^with ME IF YOU DARE"


you notice the with is smaller than the rest.

I had one on the car I used to have and gave to my son that said "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap"

Watch for finger signals

ROFLMAO! I'll take that one too.
I'd have one that says *watch out, I'm almost out of medication*

Don't you just love it when people park to close to your car! So mine would say.....


"Be considerate! Fat Person Parks here!"

I don't have ESP so use your damn signal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

If you can read this, you're about to buy it.

DRIVER CARRIES ONLY $15 WORTH OF AMMO

"I miss my ex, but my aim is getting better."

"If you're gonna ride my ass, you better pull my hair!"

When will you have your pig tails?

Johnny

All in due time, my dear Johnny Love.

bienvenida a los estados unidos, ahora aprender a hablar Inglés