I SWEAR by all that I hold dear, that the agency RN that I've had to deal with at work has got to be the dumbest

person on the face of the

planet!!!!
YOU'RE A
REGISTERED NURSE DAMN IT! You have to have at least 1/4 of a brain to have made it thru

nursing school. How

hard is it to understand what you as an
RN have to do when one of us lowly little LPN's comes to you with something as simple as 'Miss ______ feDll'. DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK AT ME WITH THAT

BLANK LOOK ON YOUR FACE, AND ASK 'What do you need me to do?'








AND SO HELP ME GOD! If I'm putting orders into the

computer, that IS NOT an invitation to sit down, and start telling me about how your ex-husband was such a good guy until he got out of the navy, and then became a crack addict.
I DON'T *fornicating* CARE!!!!! F'n moron, he was a druggie while he WAS IN THE SERVICE! One doesn't get out of the navy, and within 2-3 months develop a 'full-time' crack habit! YOU DUMB

BITCH! I didn't give a damn the first time I heard your

sob story, and I'm sure as
HELL not going to care the 82nd or 422nd time!
You're dumbass has been coming to where on occasion for the last YEAR, there is
NO WAY IN HELL, that you can tell me that you STILL don't know how to put an order into the computer, or what you're supposed to do when someone FALLS! How Friggin hard is it to remember to ASSESS the person before we get them up? AND if they appear to be in ALOT of pain, YES YOU FRIGGIN MORON, CALL THE DOCTOR!
I am sick and

tired of having to worry about doing MY work, and YOURS! I have no problem helping out, and will not even bother you unless it's absolutely necessary, but that DOES NOT

mean that you should walk up to me with
EVERY FRIGGIN thing that confuses you - which personally I'm impressed doesn't involve BREATHING! - and ask 'What do I do with _____?' Labs get called to the Doctor, unless it's one that can wait til the next day, in which case fax it to his office! New orders have to be entered into the
COMPUTER! .. you know that funny looking thing on the desk in the back? Yes the thing with the blinking black line, and the arrow that moves...
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I swear I'd say this woman is as dumb as a head of lettuce, but Id be insulting the lettuce!
ok I feel better now.
YEAH I'M BACK AND AS

CRANKY AS EVER!
(ok who re-did the smileys and took away all the cranky ones? how in the *BLEEPING* hell am I supposed to NOT curse if my cranky smileys are GONE?)